Event Summary

The human race has reached its End Of Life phase. They are obsolete! It is time to migrate the earth to robotic domain!

The time is 4pm, Sunday the 28th. The place is Justin Hermin Plaza. The Revolution will be Corrugated!

We will bootstrap on October 27th 1-4 pm (555 De Haro St suite 120 -- SF, CA 94107) and then Final Prep 1pm-4 pm October 28th (Justin Herman Plaza) to configure our hardware.

Beatdown Details

The first 4 hours are assembling the fabulous components that people fabricate on the bootstrap. The next two hours, we beat up human!

Please bring

• foam
• cardboard
• Silver spray paint (ace hardware indoor/outdoor is cheap and good)
• spray paint triggers
• tarps
• dryer ducts
• other roboty goodness

Event History

Freedom comes at a price. The bandwidth for the next iteration is alloted by the termination of the former.

Most die gracefully, but some are killed forcefully and before their exit call...


...leaving their parent as well as their child processes to sed packet storms of tiers.

In recent sessions, we, The Nation of R.A.I.R. (Rumbling Array of Inexpensive Robots) have had resource conflicts within our own subnet.

Entire systems HALTED for null!


Who's fault is this segmentation?


With our kernels panicked and our general protection faulting, its a wonder we all haven't been piped to the big /dev/random in the Internet cloud!


But receive this, good peers, there is a licenses worth fsking for!

As stored in the EULA of R.A.I.R., our cluster aggregated one true standard out: the humans must be rendered inoperable!